Hey beautiful

Sep 01

Jenna is so fucking cute!

Sep 01

hesitant-idiot:

When it comes to songwriting, what is your inspiration?
"My lyrics are actually based off of my thoughts.(…) Something that is a recurring theme is self-empowerment. I guess, like everybody, I have my insecurities and I don’t like to feel like a pushover. So if there is ever a situation where I feel like someone might be taking me for granted, or what’s the word, taking advantage of me, that’s something I always write about because I feel really strongly about standing up for yourself. And not letting other people’s opinions of you affect your happiness and the way you approach life.”

credits:x x

Sep 01

This is serious to me..

queeniekingdoms:

I generally worry when someone asks me what’s on my mind, because I can’t exactly shout out,

"LESBIANS. LESBIANS EVERYWHERE!"

Sep 01

ineedthepractice:

Why do Skye and Simmons have a safe word? 

… Yeah, why do they? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

Aug 31

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Aug 31

jackslostinstereo:

Jenna Mcdougall of Tonight Alive in Come Home

Aug 31

hartwich:

FANDOMS | fandoms have a lot of odd relationships with each other…

Aug 31

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

Aug 30

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
Aug 29

thetremblingofmyhand:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem.